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Dear delectable subjects:

Mom's home-made meatloaf.Rich Mango cake. Julie's pumpkin pie crunch. Aunt Jessica's onion dip. Carrot cake and cream cheese frosting. Tuna melts loaded with mayo and Swiss cheese. Cookie dough. Canton's honey chicken. Butter milk biscuits. Fish baked in herb butter. Freshly toasted bagel with butter. Mom's hot chocolate. Baked french toast. Mom's home-made potato soup with bacon pieces and chedder cheese. Spinach and artichoke dip. Pumpkin Pie. carvel Ice cream cake. Pad Thai. Cream cheese squares. Mom's Thanks-giving stuffing. Dark chocolate truffles. Pancakes dripping with maple syrup. Warm Penne with sweet potato, fennel, sage and Parmesan cheese. Chicken Caesar salad with freshly grated Parmesan cheese. Oreos. Fried rice. home-made Macaroni and cheese. Mexican food. Chocolate fudge cake. A warm chocolate Brownie with vanilla bean ice cream. Oven-fresh chocolate croissants. Deliciously vile take-out pizza. Peanut butter Captain Crunch cereal. pumpkin muffins with cream cheese center. Baked potato loaded with sour cream, green onions and bacon. Warm cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting. Cream cheese frosting. Cheese-its. Loaded Oatmeal raisin cookies. Eating the entire Flannigan Shananigan. Frosted Lemon cake. Key-lime pie. White bread and butter. Cuban Sandwich.

I remember your seductive ways and your desirable scent. No, you have not been replaced, after all, who could replace you? You bring warmth on a blustery day.

I try to keep our distance except on rare occasions, although you delight me. I still love you, and in fact my admiration for you has grown. This is safer, however, because your temptations render "moderation" meaningless so I loose control.I carefully plan our encounters with great anticipation while you wait in fear. This predatory relationship unfortunately benefits one champion - myself, or so I would like to believe. I will warn you then, as I scheme our next rendez-vous.
Adieu.

Yours affectionately,

A Humble Admirer.