Glory was achieved on this day, which commenced with Stewart and Colbert's joint effort to restore sanity and or fear to Americans and ended with a delicious piece of carrot cake! It would have been epic without the carrot cake but cream cheese frosting makes life better, in general. Words cannot convey the enthusiasm or the overall good intentions of the crowd on the Mall this afternoon. Americans proudly displayed their "reason" and or "fear" on their eclectic signs with witty and mostly relevant phrases such as "I like my Tea with reasonable discourse," "Loud noises," "Bacon - nature's other candy," "Make muffins, not war," "They told me it was Tea (with the Kool-Aid logo)", "I like ice cream,""Dinosaurs are people too," "The Hamburgler," "the Right to arm bears," "Hitler is a Nazi," just to name a few.
I was so excited to support Stewart and Colbert in fact that I scarcely noticed my hunger, short of the "Why isn't this rally catered?" sign! I cannot help but boast that I refrained from urinating for 4 hours because of my limited intake of fluids and nourishment. Although it isn't prudent for this public display I mention my remarkable restraint to more appropriately convey today's abnormal circumstances, considering my infamous and frequent bathroom trips!
Besides those modest descriptions I am limited by language to impart the overwhelmingly warm and fuzzy feeling I felt surrounded by my fellow John Stewart and Stephen Colbert enthusiast! Perhaps this entry digresses from my typical subject but The Rally to Restore Sanity and or March to Keep Fear Alive is a memorable moment in History and I am proud to be a part of it! In conclusion, go America and Thank you Comedy Central for providing such admirable figures to the public!
I apologize if I disappointed any foodies, but have no fear and look forward to delicious content soon!
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